Hoobligano Pepsis! I’ve noticed, as of late, that movies are lacking something. No,it’s not dish washers or cleaning ladies. I think we all know what it is. Or should I say…what they are? I don’t know, pick whichever works for you. But I have this nagging feeling that movies in Hollywood are lacking black people.
We have about four black people: Morgan Freeman, Denzel Washington and…whomever else is there. But what is the reason for this lack of dark chocolate? Who knows? Not Cadbury.
We always watch these movies where Tom Whatshisface is a clone and saves burger patties or whatever and In the End, everyone loves him for killing someone else. And the dark skinned person tends to be the beggar or overgrown Behemoth with a heart of gold (Lead PAINTED gold), like The Rock. Do they give them lackluster roles because they’re bad, if not terrible, actors, or is it because they’re afraid to have their satellite cables stolen? Who knows? Not Bourneville.
And when they do get roles, preferably leads, it’s often in those Gospel movies that only black people and black wannabes watch. Those movies where everything is over the top and the churches are more riotous than teenage raves! Do the other skin colors consider black people a threat? What’s the reason for this segregation? Who knows? Not Lindt.
If they are considered threats, then why do so many fair skinned people try to act like them? I mean, why else would they wear their trousers below flat butts (I have one, too), use such unflattering language, chain smoke…only black people, teens and idiots do those sorts of things! And this twerking. It’s some huge scandal now that Miley Cyrus is doing it, but Nicki Minaj was doing it way before the Disney star even thought to. Why did it truly become such a huge thing? Conspiracy 1)Because we thought she was clean. Conspiracy 2)Because it’s black!!! But who knows? Not Nestle.
But I’ve strayed off the path. Why do you think this is happening?
For now, Goodier, Moi Mentil Mind.
P.S. If you love me, buy me Lindt.