Quick Post 10

24 Feb

Welcome to recycled joke Monday!

I’m writing an English exam when I think, “What would you say if the devil appeared while you were speaking about him?”

#Speakofthedevil

#No

bonus material

What does cheese say when it gets its picture taken?

-Did you say “people”? If so, you’re horrendously wrong!

-It’s a trick question. Cheese is an inanimate object.

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Quick Post 9

17 Feb

Welcome to recycled joke Monday!

We’re about to write an L.O. exam and I suddenly remember that we had to learn about Hepatitis. In a desperate attempt to gather info, I ask Charl J, the boy who sits in front of me, what Hepatitis is (ha). I stared into his eyes, trying to draw the answer out. He licks his lips and I sit awaiting his profound response.

“Uhhhh…it’s a disease.”

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Quick Post 8

10 Feb

Welcome to recycled joke Monday!

What’s the hardest part of a wheelchair to eat?

-The wheelchair

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Quick Post 7

3 Feb

Welcome to recycled joke Monday!

What’s red, hot and banging against the door?

-A baby in a microwave

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Quick Post 6

27 Jan

Welcome to recycled joke Monday!

During the school year last year I had a conversation with the girl who sat next to me that went like this:

Me: Do you and your dad ever go hiking?

Her: My dad’s dead.

Me:…

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Quick Post 5

20 Jan

Welcome to recycled joke Monday!

L.O. Exam question:

Your friend Agapantha is a sexually active 16 year old who thinks that she might have contracted gonorrhea. What advice would you give Agapantha?

An answer I liked:

-Agapantha’s not my friend.

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Quick Post 4

13 Jan

Welcome to recycled joke Monday!

Why did the condom cross the road?

-It got pissed off!

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